Top ten lessons Davis and Stephen learned on the river trip:
10. Never put your air mattress on top of a root.
9. Eat plenty of breakfast because there is no lunch.
8. Bring a tent you can stand in.
7. King-sized cots are the way to go.
6. Never leave home without Oreos and milk.
5. Squirrel tastes pretty good, especially the back legs.
4. Paddle faster! I hear banjos!
3. A vodka bottle doesn't stand a chance on the Altamaha.
2. Urine cups make darn good juice glasses.
1. Wash the grits pot as soon as possible.
1 comment:
Those are great! I love the Top Ten!
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