Sunday, February 10, 2013

What's Been Happening in Remlerville?

Recently, my dear friend and Remlerville reader Carmen Mills Thompson mentioned that she has not been able to read a Remlerville post in quite some time. "What's been going on?" she asked. "I'm going into withdrawal."

That's so sweet. Actually, a lot has been going on, which is why I haven't had time to post much on the blog. So here's a summary of what the Remlers have been working on (in no particular order):

The Superbowl:  Last weekend the Remlers attended a Superbowl Bash hosted by Scott and Allison King, who, as it turns out, spare no effort to make sure all party goers have a good view of the game. Television sets were posted inside and out: in the living room, on the back porch, by the fire pit, in the back yard. No matter where we were, we could see what was happening with the game--or at least in my case, with the commercials. I'm not a big fan of pro football, but who can resist those Superbowl ads?
Beautiful fire pit!
But what I figured out early on was that when I'm at a Superbowl party, I'm not watching the game or the commercials. I'm busy talking to Kings, Thompsons, Douglases, Autries, Heaps, Russells, Joneses and Fogarties. I'm also busy trying to figure out the Superbowl squares to see if I have a chance at winning. I'm such a gambling girl, I can't resist throwing some money to the fates. I'm busy trying out the smorgasbord of food people brought to go along with the delicious pork sausage Scott King grilled. 
So if you ask me who won the Superbowl, I have no idea. I was too busy having a good time. 
Eye Care at a Distance: Also on Superbowl weekend, I stayed on the phone with Davis as he made his first trip to an emergency room. How I wish that had happened a little closer to home, but he fared well on his own. Davis was on ship duty last weekend on a windy Saturday, and something blew in his eye and scratched his cornea. He said it hurt like &%^$#*. His buddies took him to an urgent care center, but they said they don't treat eyes. He had to go to an eye doctor or an ER. Well, what eye doctor is open on Saturday? So off to the ER they went. Fortunately, after several hours of waiting around, he finally got the all clear to go home. His eye took several days to heal, but it's fine now. I don't have a photo of his eye, so I'll just share a photo of Davis in his uniform: 
Here he is in his navigation class. Doesn't he look busy?

He says it's very important to make sure the ship stays on the blue part. Thank goodness he can see through both his eyes.

Basketball: As soon as Lawson returned from the annual river trip, he began basketball season. The St. Peter the Apostle Rams have been under the leadership of three coaches:  Sean Sheppard, George Miller, and Heath Moyer. We appreciate their willingness to coach the team because neither man has a son on the team, so they are volunteering their time out of pure sportsmanship. So three cheers to the three coaches!

They've led their team to many victories and some near victories, and what's been exciting is to see how Lawson has become much more aggressive on the court. I don't know if he'll play high school ball, but I think he has the potential if he wants to. 
In a couple of weeks, the Rams will travel to Charlotte, NC to play in the Shamrock Tournament. The eighth grade teams always go to that event and have a great time, so this year's athletics will take the Remlers on the road.

A Speaking Engagement:  In mid January, I drove to Hawkinsville, GA to give a lecture on the influenza pandemic at the M.E. Roden Memorial Library. Afterward, I held a book signing and visited with friends and family. I enjoyed being there that day.

An Honor for a Friend:  And then yesterday, after Lawson's last basketball game of the regular season ended in a loss in triple overtime, the Remlers drove out to Armstrong Atlantic State University to see the Pirates defeat the USC Aiken Pacers in basketball. It was also alumni weekend at the university, and one of our dear friends was being honored. Ernie Friedman graduated from Armstrong Junior College in 1950 before continuing to New York University and then Emory Law School. Yesterday afternoon, he received the outstanding alumnus award during a halftime ceremony. We were glad to be there to see him receive that honor. And we were glad the Pirates won for the occasion as well!


And then there are all the other things keeping us busy that we don't have photos of, such as teaching my first online class, grading papers, working the concession stand and ticket table at basketball games, nursing a sick Lawson (he's feeling better now), getting Lawson a hair cut, selling books, getting myself a hair cut, cooking dinners, attending writing group meetings, and trying to pound out that second novel that everybody's been asking about.

There's just not enough time in the day! But I thought I'd take a little bit of it to update everybody on what's going on in Remlerville. I'll try not to neglect my blog for so long before my next post.




Saturday, January 5, 2013

Farewell to the Daniel Lumber Tee Shirt

This is our friend, Ross Daniel:

And this is his brother, our other friend, Matt Daniel:

Ross and Matt have been friends for years, so we know them not only through St. Peter the Apostle Church, the Daniel Golf Tournament, and various parties and gatherings, but we also know them because they used to supply Stephen's lumber when they worked for their family's business, Daniel Lumber Company.

Due to the recent housing crisis, Daniel Lumber has taken a sabbatical. Perhaps we'll see it return soon. I sure hope so because the company has a long history. But in the past few years, the Stephen Remler family has remembered the company fondly by consistent wearing of the Daniel Lumber sweat shirts and long-sleeved tee shirts, for which we have Matt to thank, because he was the Daniel Lumber tee shirt commissioner. 

Stephen has always been especially fond of the long-sleeved tee shirts. They serve as comfy inner layers on all five of Savannah's bitter cold January days, and they are comfy for sleeping, especially on camping trips. In fact, Stephen got his first Daniel Lumber long-sleeved tee shirts about ten years ago at the lumber company's annual customer appreciation party, and he has worn them until they began to fall apart. 

Last summer, when the collar began to detach itself from the rest of the shirt, Stephen declared that the trusty Daniel Lumber tee shirt had seen its last days. So on the next annual river trip, he would cremate it (I thought it would be more of a tribute to Ross and Matt if he starched and ironed it and then presented it to them in a decorative shadow-box frame, but Stephen said that was a little too sentimental and the cremation was more appropriate. Whatever). 

So the day of the river trip arrived on January 2nd. Stephen put on the Daniel Lumber tee shirt over his long underwear, but under his wool plaid shirt. In the photo above, you can not only see how the shirt is in tatters, but also how cold WSAV's Lee Haywood predicted it to be that day on the Altamaha. 

Once dressed, packed, and sufficiently fed, Stephen, Davis, and Lawson hitched their boat up to Clifford the Big Red Truck and set out for the Altamaha River to hook up with a baker's dozen other crazy middle Georgia men who love to freeze their behinds off for four days every winter:

 
Once they arrived, it was clear that the Remlers had prepared well. Hugh's boat had a competent supply of goods....
while Charles's boat really could have used a little more gear. If you have room to walk to the bow of the boat, you haven't packed enough:
Harley's boat was stuffed full:
But the Remlers took the cake with their boat packing, as they took off supplied with a wheel barrow, a broom, welcome mats, a coffee table, and yes, a kitchen sink (well, at least the counter top that surrounds a kitchen sink):


Upon arrival at the camp site, all sixteen scruffy men set up their camp sites and built a big fire. Stephen, Davis, and Lawson set up their tent, complete with hot tub, miniature golf course, and cocktail lounge:
 
And just when they finished, Davis shot himself a wild hog, which he, Lawson, and Don immediately flayed. They cooked a part of it for dinner that night, and then they brought the rest of it home so we could eat it for dinner Sunday (oh, boy!):


I've received requests not to upload photos of the hog flaying. If anyone is interested in seeing them, just email me and I'll share them with you. 

By the time dinner was over, Stephen was about ready for bed. It had been a long day. So before he put on his jammies, he declared it time to bid farewell to the beloved Daniel Lumber tee shirt. 

I am reminded of Book 23 of The Iliad, in which Achilles shears off his hair. Then he sacrifices horses, dogs, and twelve Trojan captives before putting his friend Patroclos's body on a funeral pyre. I suppose one could say the Daniel Lumber tee shirt got a similar sending off. Davis's hair is shorn about as short as it can get. And the men did sacrifice a hog. If only they'd had a box of Trojans, they could have thrown it on the fire before the farewell ceremony. Maybe next time.

Anyway, the time finally came to bid farewell to the Daniel Lumber tee shirt:

They draped it over a long stick, and then I think Stephen made a short speech before placing it on the flame:
Sniff! The men kept their hats on, though, because it was just too darned cold.

And there you have it: the end of an era. Now I have to search the coastal Georgia area for another set of extra large long-sleeved tee shirts for Stephen. Even if I find them, they won't be the same. I'll miss looking at that Daniel Lumber logo.



 

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Price Is Right!

Three cheers to Glen and Holly Price and their beautiful daughter Anna and their talented son Hunter for hosting such a great New Year's Eve party. Friends from all over Wilmington Island gathered under an (almost) full moon to shuck oysters, sing along with the guitar, play corn hole, warm their toes by several cozy fires, and socialize under an upside down Christmas tree.






And while we parents reminisced about New Years Eve parties back in the '80's, our eighth grade kids (and those a little younger and older) had a safe and happy celebration.



The only thing missing was....well, nothing was missing! Glen and Holly thought of everything, and we all rang in the New Year in a memorable way as a result. So while we raised our glasses and said goodbye to a great 2012, we also tip our hats to the Prices for making the whole night right!


Sunday, December 30, 2012

(Not Quite) Fifty Shades of Bops

 This is my cousin, Bops.

It's hard to tell from the above photo, but Bops turns fifty next week. For the occasion, her swell husband, Mike, saw fit to throw a surprise birthday party last night, and he invited all of Bops's friends and relatives. Bops had gone shopping in Atlanta with her oldest child, Rebecca, and when she got home, she was floored to see her house hopping with activity!


And even though Bops was exhausted from a day at Lenox, the party got her adrenaline going, and she partied down into the night.

Here are Harley and Tootie.
They showed her how fun it is to get down with your bad self. 

This is the cluster of party goers hiding out in the garage before Bops arrived. 
The bar was in the garage, so many folks decided to hang out there for much of the evening. 

However, others thought it was mighty pleasant in the warmth of the fire place.

Last night was just one night of fun with Bops, but over the 46 years that I've known her, I can think of many memories I've shared with her. I don't know if I can come up with fifty (that would be an awful lot to write down here), but I bet I can come close. So in honor of her big 5-0, here are some fun Bops facts:
  • Bops's birthday is January 4, 1963. 
  • Bops grew up in Hawkinsville, GA and graduated from Hawkinsville High School. 
  • Bops was a majorette for the Hawkinsville High School Marching machine. 
  • But I get ahead of myself. Long before she was in high school, Bops was a precocious, blonde little girl. She was more outgoing than I could have ever imagined myself to be. Whereas I was scared to death to talk to adults, Bops had no problem doing so. It always amazed me how she was not shy about anything.
    This is Bops (left) at my birthday party.
    I must have been about 3.
    She's trying to get me to smile for the camera.
    I'm clueless.
    P.S. That's Hatcher Way on the far left.
    • Many years on Christmas Eve, all the Lawson relatives used to gather at our grandparents' house on McCormick Avenue. Bobbie and Roger put their Christmas tree in their front living room, and one year, when I was about four or so (which would have made Bops about eight), she declared that she and I would don our black leotards and some other garments of Christmas costuming that she devised. Then we would perform a Christmas dance for the family. I was game, but we never practiced a dance, so when it was show time, Bops wrapped a long skirt around my waist and said, "Just follow my lead." I tried to, but the skirt was so long that while Bops was amazing the crowd with her arabeques and pas de beurres,  I was tripping over my skirt and tumbling to the floor. It was abundantly entertaining for all the adults.
    • Bops and her brother, Tootie, taught me, Sabra, and Harley how to play kick the can, which we played on countless summer nights until dark thirty.
    • Bops grew up at 6 Clark Drive in a house her parents built in Pine Level Estates. We walked to each other's houses frequently by cutting through Harris Hardin's pasture and then through Dennis Vickers's yard. It never occurred to anyone to ask the Vickerses whether they minded us using their lawn as a thoroughfare.
    • I still remember Bops's phone number from those days.
    • When Bops was little, she had some mighty bucked teeth. She could have chewed her way through a locked door if she needed to. But then she got braces, and her teeth looked beautiful. Then, shortly after those braces came off, she dove into D. T. Clark's pool into the shallow end, and she hit her mouth of the bottom, chipping those newly straightened front teeth. That had to have hurt like a $(@@%#*!.
    • We spent many a weekend out at the farm, and Bops's dad, Stewart once tied the side of a washing machine to a rope and then tied the other end of the rope to his car. He would pull that piece of sheet metal through the cow pastures and two of us would take turns sitting on it and riding. On one turn, Bops rode with Harley. As they laughed and bumped along, cow pies flew left and right, but one popped up and hit Harley in the face. He tossed it aside and kept riding, but I remember the grimace on Bops's face as she called, "Eww! That was fresh!"
    • When I was in the first grade, which would have put Bops in about the fifth grade, Hawkinsville experienced an active tornado season. One twister ripped right through the farm and upturned many oak and pecan trees. So one afternoon, Bops came over to play, and she decided that we should have tornado drills. She instructed us to find various places to hide (Bops was always good at instructing us to do things), and then when she yelled "Tornado!" we were to run to that hiding place. We practiced all afternoon. I never said anything, but each time she yelled, "Tornado!" I got a little more frightened that a natural disaster might actually hit, so by the time he had our fourth or fifth drill, I was scared out of my mind. I'm sure she thought it was very exciting.
    • One occasion seared into Bops's memory (literally) was the time she went with her family to the officers' club to eat dinner. I think our grandparents accompanied Bops's family on that outing. Bops was seated at one end of the table, and Tootie was seated at the other. Bops was enjoying her meal, minding her own business, while Tootie stayed at his end of the table heating a spoon over the centerpiece candle. Then, without a word, Tootie got up from his seat, walked to the other end of the table, and touched that hot spoon on Bops's arm. As Bops tells the story, "Mama yelled at me for screaming." She still has a mark on her arm as a souvenir of that dinner.
    • When I was in second grade or so, which would have put Bops in the fifth grade or so, the popular item everyone got for Christmas was a go-kart. That was in the early 1970's, so Harris Hardin had not yet built his house on the pasture behind our house, and we would ride those go-karts all over that pasture. Usually at least three go-karts were going at one time because Bops and Tootie had one, the Ways had one, and we had one. That pasture was the perfect place to ride those go-karts, and the only snag was that some man I never met named Mr. Smith kept calling our parents and telling them we were riding our go-karts through his yard, which we never did (and couldn't have because the pasture was enclosed by a wire fence). Mom believed us when we told her we were not offending the Smith yard, but we never understood why Mr. Smith repeatedly and falsely ratted us out. Years later, after Bops became a nurse, she worked with a medical technician who identified himself as the son of that Mr. Smith. He explained that he wanted a go-kart also, and he would watch us ride every day and beg his dad to buy him one. So Mr. Smith would call our parents and complain to them, hoping our parents would take the go-karts away so that his son would not nag him. Mr. Smith died years ago, but to this day I hold him in contempt.
    • When I was in the third grade (so Bops was in the 7th grade), our families took a road trip together to Washington DC. Our parents hired Laurie Stembridge, who was about seventeen at the time, to come with us to help with the kids. I thought Laurie was a movie star. Laurie, Bops, Sabra, and I shared a hotel room. That was one experience with Bops during which I was not scared out of my mind, but I do remember that Harley came down with the mumps.
    • When I was ten and Bops was fourteen, I accompanied her on a trip to Highlands, NC to visit Aunt Harriet. Tootie, of course, went along. Tootie and I were at odds the entire trip, and our conflicts drove Bops up a tree. I think she was glad to see me hop out of the car when her parents took me home.
    • Around that same time, I rode with our grandparents, Bobbie and Roger, to Ailey to visit our aunt and uncle, Nancy and Tom. Bops went as well. It must have been a summer day because Roger drove with the windows down. All the while he enjoyed some freshly picked scuppernongs. He would suck the juice and goodness out of each one before spitting the gooey seedy part out the window. Unfortunately, Bops was seated behind him, and whenever he spat out the scuppernong goo, it would fly in through Bops's window and hit her in the face. I remember her begging  Roger to stop. I don't remember whether he did.
    • When I was eleven (which would have made Bops about fifteen), I went swimming with Bops, Tootie, Sabra, and Harley at Scott Smith's house, which was right down the street from Bops and Tootie's house. While Bops, Sabra and I played Marco Polo, Tootie and Harley found the plastic skimmer cover and began to sling it over the pool like a Frisbee. I popped up out of the water to yell "Marco!" just as Tootie sent that cover sailing toward the deep end, and it hit me right between the eyes. I can still hear Bops's scream. I don't know who ran to tell Bops and Tootie's mom, but she had to take me to the emergency room, and I got five stitches right between my eyebrows. Bops said, "They gave you a shot right inside your cut!" She thought it was grossly cool. I was scared out of my mind. 
    • When Bops was sixteen (almost seventeen) and I was thirteen, we were hanging out at her house when her friend John Porter came over. Bops and John thought it would be a real hoot if Bops dressed me up, curled my hair, and put makeup on me and then invited over some guy named Wayne Bennett and told him I was sixteen. So John waited downstairs while Bops transformed me into a cool teenager. John called Wayne, who came right over, and for some reason, John and Bops decided that the mature thing to do would be to drive over to the river so we could all walk across the abandoned railroad trestle. I don't remember everything about that afternoon, but I remember crawling along the tracks, looking down on the Ocmulgee River, scared out of my mind. I was so afraid that I was going to lose my balance and fall to my death. How Bops and John crossed that trestle with no fear is beyond me.
    • When Bops graduated from high school, she went to the University of Georgia, where she pledged Zeta Tau Alpha and had a swell time. But then she met Mike Henry and started dating him, and when they got married, Bops returned to Hawkinsville and finished her nursing program at Middle Georgia College (I think).
    • But before Bops married Mike, she dated him, of course, and one day my dad asked Bops to drive me, Sabra, and Harley to Macon. He let her drive us in his Pontiac T6000, a little red hatch back we usually called the Farm Car. Bops was not that experienced with stick shifts, but she did fine until we got to Macon. Mike was playing softball somewhere up there, and she wanted to drive by and say hello. But on the way to field, she found herself driving up a pretty steep hill, at the top of which was a stop sign. Well, you can just guess what happened next. I think traffic was backed up all the way to I-75 before she got that car going. I think she was thrilled to give that car back to Dad.
    • Bops and Mike eventually moved in to the little house next to our grandparents' house. To this day we call it Auntma's house, even though Auntma died in about 1976.
       
    • When I was in college, I worked summers at the Pulaski Banking Company, so I would see Bops and Mike a lot. The first summer I worked there, Bops and I took another trip to Washington, DC, where we visited Rena and Johnny, who were living there at the time. Johnny would drop us off at the Metro station, and Bops and I would traipse around the nation's capital all day long until Johnny picked us back up at the end of the day. Eventually, Tootie joined us, as well as John McCune. Tootie brought his girlfriend, Amy, along, but he must have gotten tired of her company by that trip. I remember one night we all went out to dinner and a movie, and then we all came home and went to bed. Tootie and John waited until Amy fell asleep. Then they got dressed again and went out clubbing. Amy found out about it the next day. I think she went home then too.

    Well, that was twenty-three facts about Bops. Maybe Mike and Tootie can add twenty-two more. In fact, there's a comment link at the bottom of this post. If you have a different memory about Bops, feel free to post it here. Or post it on her Facebook page so all her friends can see it (but be sure to share it with me).

    Meanwhile, happy birthday, Bops!

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Rams on Ice and Some Big Fat Hogs

Weekends at the Remler household are always full of something, and this weekend is an excellent example. It started Friday morning as Lawson and the rest of the eighth grade at St. Peter the Apostle School took a field trip. We started the morning at McDonald's for a healthy breakfast of McGriddles, McMuffins, and McFlurries. Nothing like a tummy full of calories and trans fats to fortify us for a morning on the ice.
Don't these boys look like they're ready to attempt some Salchows?

Then off we went to the Savannah Civic Center, where two dozen adolescents strapped blades to their feet and skidded across a frozen arena floor--some more gracefully than others.
Lawson blends in nicely in his camouflage jacket. 
I have to hand it to Adam King, who, within minutes of arrival, had already learned to skate backwards. Riley Sheppard picked up some new tricks, thanks to the help of the volunteer coaches. She, Bridget, and Elizabeth seemed to catch on pretty quickly to those spins.

It was a fun and active day for the eighth grade, and fortunately, no one got hurt, thanks, I'm sure to our three volunteer coaches, who made sure everyone skated safely. 


And many thanks go to Mrs. Newton, who arranged the field trip, as well as to Holly Price, class mom extraordinaire, who organized the volunteer chaperons:  Mrs. Sheppard, Mrs. Thompson, and Mrs. O'Connor. 

They're a great group of kids.

But then the day got even better, because Davis came home! This time for a whole month. He stepped off the airplane in his dress blues, but he didn't give me chance to take a photo (I'll get one later). Lawson tried to make up for it, but it's not quite the same thing. 





Smashing!
Davis wasn't home twenty-four hours before he started making plans to go duck hunting. He and his cousin Ben got up with the chickens Sunday morning and set off in the Triton to flush those duckies out of the marsh. They got a couple of ducks, but they weren't expecting to flush out three wild hogs also. Unfortunately, Ben ran out of ammo when the big hog charged. Fortunately, Davis had plenty in his shotgun, so he nailed that porker in the head, along with his two buddies.

They're in the back yard flaying those pigs right now. My gross-out meter is in the red, so I remain in front of the computer until they present me with some bacon.
I just hope that pig doesn't break the branch of my little oak tree.






Sunday, December 2, 2012

Keeping the Home Fires Burning--In a Different Way

Devoted Remlerville fans likely remember Thanksgiving posts of years gone by, in which I've highlighted detailed accounts of our Friday night wienie roasts and subsequent infernos. I believe the most famous Lawson fire took place last year as the blaze consumed tires, plastic chairs, car batteries, barrels, and a fiberglass boat.


This year's pyromania took a much more subtle approach. The wienie roast took place in the back yard in town, and not much got burned other than logs, hot dogs, and marshmallows. Still, Thanksgiving wouldn't be Thanksgiving without setting something unusual on fire. This year, it was snack foods.

Sometime over the last summer, someone in my family (I think it was my mom) emailed me one of those forwarded messages that listed lots of innovative things you can do with regular household items. You know the things I'm talking about:  cleaning windows with coffee maker filters, using binder clips to help you stack soda cans in the fridge, placing a wooden spoon across the top of a pot to keep it from boiling over (still haven't tried that one).

Well, one of the handy tips on this list was the following:  "If you're ever camping and you run out of kindling, you can always start your fire with Doritos."

Now, I've always been a fan of those mouthfuls of nacho cheese goodness. In fact, I've taught my children that Doritos are God's little triangular way of letting us know that he loves us and wants us to be happy. So if my favorite sandwich side dish could take the place of lighter fluid, I wanted to know about it.

Then Stephen said, "I've read that when arsonists want to get fires going quickly, they start them in the chip aisle because the chip bags have gas in them to keep the chips from getting crushed." In retrospect, I should have been a little suspicious of that rumor, having never known of a grocery store to burn to the ground. But Stephen's claim had me curious about chip bags as well. So prior to the excursion to Hawkinsville, I made a trip to the Sandfly Piggly Wiggly and purchased two bags of chips (one regular and one sour cream and onion) and one bag of Lay's brand Doritos. The experiment was on.

First of all, it was hard to keep Lawson out of the Doritos. That little apple didn't even fall off the tree. But because I had purchased the family size bag, we had enough Doritos for the experiment and for Lawson to load up on carbs and sodium prior to the tremendous Thanksgiving turkey dinner.

Our initial experiment was with the potato chip bags. We put the bag of regular chips on top of a log and waited for it to explode. The experiment was underwhelming as the bag simply caught fire and burned up in a few seconds.

So then we fashioned a foil enclosure for the sour cream and onion bag of chips, our hypothesis being that if the bag didn't catch fire, it would eventually expand and explode. Watch what happens...



You can see Lawson in the background munching on Doritos and then snatching them away from Sabra when she tries to rescue them for our next experiment. Didn't Sabra do a good job with that folding? The bag did actually make a popping sound, but we didn't catch it on camera, which is odd, considering we did catch all the conversation surrounding the fire, as well as Lawson's crunching. When Dave Cannon unwrapped the foil, he found no potato chip bag, only chips. And we all appreciate his volunteering to sample them two or three times before confirming that they did indeed taste like plastic. So much for experiment number 1.


Experiment number 2 was a little slower going because Doritos are not as easy to light as one might think. One cannot use a simple Bic lighter because one might singe one's thumbs. If we had one of those Aim 'n Flame lighters, that would have been perfect, but, finding no such lighter on the premises, we opted for matches that worked much better.
So there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. Doritos do burn. Not only that, but the heat makes the trans fats ooze out of the chips and form a black oily puddle while a strange, gray smoke--nothing resembling wood smoke at all--curls from the chippy embers. At least for this holiday season, I am grossed out by the nacho cheese chip. So the next time you're in the mood for snack foods, I would recommend pretzels or popcorn, but not the crunch fire starters by Frito Lay.

As for the rest of the holiday, we had an exciting time:
  • We're all glad Betsy's okay. Lesson learned: run swiftly and carry a big stick. 
  • We're thankful for a large family and the delicious meal BB cooked and served to us.
  • We never tire of playing corn hole and horse shoes.
  • We were especially thankful to have Davis home with us for the long weekend, and we congratulate him on his hunting prowess.
  • When the kids get cranky, just put them on the roof.